Subscribe To Our Feed

May 20, 2008

I'm in Liberty City and I'm out of control!

Dear Mother,

Life is quieting down a bit in America. There was some trouble with a few new friends, but we worked it out. I have a nice loft near a great park, and it's right across from the water. I have two cars. A nice two-door named a Sentinel, and a great 4-door called a Sultan. I hope the crops are good this year. The cost of living in this city is pretty much $0, so I spend much of my free time shooting pidgins in the ass and annoying construction workers by driving fast cars over ramps and other equipment that they use.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Least its better than keanu's.....